He/Him

Two atoms walk into a bar. "Oh no! I've lost an electron," said the first. "Are you sure?" the other one asked. "Yes," replied the first one, "I'm positive."

Something I learned during lockdown: It turns out that maintaining a nutritious diet, daily exercise, eliminating alcohol, and losing weight really are all super easy. All you have to do is forcibly take away everything that makes existence tolerable!

Favorite comedy show I’ve been a part of: Director's Cut: Survivor