"Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?...BECAUSE HE CONDITIONED IT!!!!"

"COMEDY IS IMPORTANT.

Especially in these uncertain times.

Historically, only the jester could make fun of the king...anyone else would have their head cut off.

Comedy allows us to give voice to the thoughts and fears that live in the darkest corners of our minds and assure one another that we are NOT ALONE and we are not “bad” for having those thoughts.

It is also an industry typically dominated by men—so SmartMouth, in my estimation, is just about the most important thing in the world.

Poop jokes, specifically, are EXACTLY what our country needs right now...AND I HAVE HEARD AND ANSWERED THE CALLING. "